some calvin and hobbes quotes:

this first one reminds me of levi and audra...

"I'm never gonna get married. Are you?"
"Hmm...I suppose if the right person came along, I might. Someone with green eyes and a nice laugh, who I could call 'Pooty Pie'."
"POOTY PIE?"
"Or bitsy pookums."
"I think that would affect my stomach a lot more than my heart."
"Bitsy pookums I'd say. Yes snoogy woogy, she'd reply..."

Reality continues to ruin my life.

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.